jokes.....

Enjoy…

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar: ZEBRATeacher: How?Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar: Miss, Do u call 2 my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted:”Bombay ... Bombay ”

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied:"I Mr. YOU”!

Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?

Sardar: 3 Months Ago

Dr:Wat were u doing till now

?Sardar: We were using duplicate key

Sardar brother: Oyo, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?

Sardar Singh: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.