Tiada yang kalah Tak ada yang menang, Karena dengan kedua sifat yang bertentangan ini Seluruh alam semesta bergerak! Dunia berputar, Saling mengisi, Yang satu melengkapi yang lain Tanpa yang satu Takkan ada yang lain, Siang dan malam Terang dan gelap Baik dan jahat Tanpa yang satu, Apakah yang lain itu akan ada? Tanpa adanya gelap, Dapatkah kita mengenal terang? Inilah sebuah kenyataan Yang telah dikehendaki Allah Tanpa kehendaknya, takkan terjadi apa-apa
Monday, November 22, 2010
Have a good laugh
Ha ha, I believe some people may have 'problem' with spelling words like physiotherapist, psychiatry, psychology, and whatever 'psycho.. at some time. Perhaps the following would help with remembering one of it ..
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Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.
He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the walloutside the clinic. The next morning when he went to his clinic, he was pleased to find that the name plate was already put up but he was greatly annoyed by the wordings on the plate : TUKANG URUT. He went to the designer and took him to task.
"How can you insult my profession? 'Tukang Urut' means masseur in Malay. I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.
The designer apologized and promised to make the changes immediately. Without further delay, he proceeded to change the name but found that the word "physiotherapist' was too long. So he broke it up into three words to make it easier to read.
The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name. On the name plate were written : PHYSIO THE RAPIST
Monday, November 8, 2010
marriage ....so funny
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
Talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said .
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It really works!'
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
email dari seorg rakan.........
Pada suatu hari hujan cukup lebat melanda kota. Semua warga mengungsi menyelamatkan dirinya kecuali seorang ustadz dengan penuh keyakinan Allah akan menyelamatkan dirinya bila tetap tinggal di masjid,
LOVE THIS PARABLE! LoL!
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...
'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me..'
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there- dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away So her friend said,'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied,'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word.
I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'
Thursday, February 4, 2010
To all My Precious Friends
Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway"I
7 sunnah Rasulullah SAW yang terbaik...
"Cerdasnya orang yang beriman adalah, dia yang mampu mengolah hidupnya yang sesaat, yang sekejap untuk hidup yang panjang. Hidup bukan untuk hidup, tetapi hidup untuk Yang Maha Hidup. Hidup bukan untuk mati, tapi mati itulah untuk hidup.
Kita jangan takut mati, jangan mencari mati, jangan lupakan mati, tapi rindukan mati. Kerana, mati adalah pintu berjumpa dengan Allah SWT. Mati bukanlah cerita dalam akhir hidup, tapi mati adalah awal cerita sebenarnya, maka sambutlah kematian dengan penuh ketakwaan.
Hendaknya kita selalu menjaga tujuh sunnah Nabi setiap hari.
Pertama: tahajjud, kerana kemuliaan seorang mukmin terletak pada tahajjudnya. .
Kedua: membaca Al-Qur'an sebelum terbit matahari Alangkah baiknya sebelum mata melihat dunia, sebaiknya mata membaca Al-Qur'an terlebih dahulu dengan penuh pemahaman.
Ketiga: jangan tinggalkan masjid terutama di waktu shubuh. Sebelum melangkah kemana pun langkahkan kaki ke masjid, kerana masjid merupakan pusat keberkahan, bukan kerana panggilan muadzin tetapi panggilan Allah yang mencari orang beriman untuk memakmurkan masjid Allah.
Keempat: jaga solat dhuha, kerana kunci rezeki terletak pada solat dhuha.
Kelima: jaga sedekah setiap hari. Allah menyukai orang yang suka bersedekah, dan malaikat Allah selalu mendoakan kepada orang yang bersedekah setiap hari.
Keenam: jaga wudhu terus menerus kerana Allah menyayangi hamba yang berwudhu. Kata khalifah Ali bin Abu Thalib, "Orang yang selalu berwudhu senantiasa ia akan merasa selalu solat walau ia sedang tidak solat, dan dijaga oleh malaikat dengan dua doa, ampuni dosa dan sayangi dia ya Allah".
Ketujuh: amalkan istighfar setiap saat.. Dengan istighfar masalah yang terjadi kerana dosa kita akan dijauhkan oleh Allah.
Zikir adalah bukti syukur kita kepada Allah. Bila kita kurang bersyukur, maka kita kurang berzikir pula, oleh kerana itu setiap waktu harus selalu ada penghayatan dalam melaksanakan ibadah ritual dan ibadah ajaran Islam lainnya. Zikir juga merupakan makanan rohani yang paling bergizi, dan dengan zikir berbagai kejahatan dapat ditangkal sehingga jauhlah umat manusia dari sifat-sifat yang berpangkal pada materialisme dan hedonisme.
Wassalam…
jokes.....
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted:”Bombay ... Bombay ”
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Sardar brother: Oyo, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Baca dan teliti sungguh sunguh……..
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
masing2 ada peranannya..........
Friday, January 15, 2010
kaedah rawatan perubatan islam
Alamat & Nombor Telefon
No. 1, Jalan Bestari Indah, Villa Bestari
Sungai Pusu
53100 Gombak
Kuala Lumpur
019 315 9377
03 6187 3001
Jadual Klinik
1. Setiap malam Isnin hingga Jumaat selepas Solat Isyak
2. Hari Sabtu jam 9:00 pagi hingga malam
3. Sila hubungi nombor telefon di atas untuk membuat temujanji sebelum datang berubat
4. Sila bawa 2 botol air mineral yang besar bagi setiap pesakit yang ingin berubat
5. Kaum muslimat dikehendaki memakai kain sembahyang (telekung) semasa berubat
PENGUMUMAN PENTING:
Program SYIFA (PENAWAR) di Siaran Astro Oasis, Channel 106 akan menayangkan dokumentari berkenaan Perubatan Syifa' Al-Hidayah. Rancangan 13 episod ini akan bermula pada 26 December 2009 hingga 20 March 2010, setiap hari Sabtu pada 7.30 malam. Program ini fokus untuk penyakit-penyakit seperti pelbagai jenis penyakit kanser, jantung berlubang, sakit urat saraf, masalah kesuburan, sakit buah pinggang, sakit tulang belakang, sakit angin ahmar atau stroke dan lain-lain penyakit fizikal.